Back in the 2nds. How? Don’t score a run or take a wicket. It always works.
League match. Batted on a thin red line deck for a long time, for very little. Some batsman get their kicks from sticking around, toughing it out; me I’d rather join the BNP which might be possible very soon if they cave in to the Equality and Human rights Commission order that they accept ethnic minorities or face prosecution. Three cheers for political correctness gone mad. Christmas has come and don’t get a dog for christmas; join the BNP.
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Oy Redfern not your flipping real name, you charlatan, bloody liar, I see you don’t blog all the times you do get runs. You haven’t changed have you. Still economic with the actualite I see…
No good at cloak and dagger ‘Panzer’ Ponsonby are you? Your work email shows up although you’ve disguised your name.
And I heard that MI5 picked you a few years ago.
Ooooooh, handbags!
you’re banned from the comments section for life Ponsonby.
You’ve more chance of scoring 100 than working out how to ban somebody from leaving comments surely? I remember how you struggled with the abacus in the lower fourth. Heady days.
Lambton-Boade, Spuffy Routledge, Tudor Broadstairs, all very posh aliases ‘Panzer Ponsonby’ What about just Dave Smith or is that too downmarket for you?
dear “Tom”
A working class hero like yourself wouldn’t know posh if it came up and bit you on the nose. I mean really - you’ve been to Ealing! Best regards.
How little you know about the genteel burbs of London. Sexual was always a terminus suburb, a village that grew once they stuck a railway line next to it. It’s never claimed to be Belgravia. Anyway Panzer we’re all working class know. There are footballers who earn more in 5 years than generations of Ponsonby’s have amassed since the Conquest.
A brilliant blog mate, the video I linked to with your girlfriend doing the narration is genius! I’ll link it to some of my blogs. What is your highest score then?
Looking at more of it, it looks like you’ve got a hundred in you, what’s the nearest you’ve got to it?
Delete that last one now read that you’ve had a handful of near misses even reaching 99! Gutted.
How do you far against Wrist Spinners?
Dave fella, go ahead link away, thanks for the offer. I’ll have a look at your blog and blogroll it
hundred in me? yeah somewhere only where?
How do I fare against wrist spinners? bowlers bowl balls, I tend not to care what they do which might explain a lot.
Dave,
Absolutely love this blog. You write and narrate with flair, I’m hooked.
Good stuff
spread the word, the last season…..
on the writing, I was aiming for a pithy, a few words will do style. So gutted about the flair comment
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