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Category Archives: Batting

Line and Length

When Patrick Kidd of the Times’s Line and Length blog gives you a shout out you know you’ve arrived. April 15th 2009, a day to remember. I became a small, particle of dust small, footnote in cricket history. The history claim over eggs things a bit but who cares?

100 to 1 £10 bet

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William Hill gave me some odds to get this ton for charity. They’ve got a special bet department - for punters who want to wager their son ‘ll play for England etc - and after a busy Grand National weekend for them, I went in for a chat.

“I’ll smash 3 tons against Oz” says Strauss

He said nothing of the sort but I thought I’d go tabloid for a headline. First the backstory. It had been a morgue of a week but there was some cheer today. I went to an early season jamboree; the Great Exhibition.

One for you thinkers

I stumbled on academic paper called Batting and Memory last year. I didn’t understand most of it but bits I did get resonated. One passage had me nodding, smiling and eventually laughing.

Odds from Billy Hill

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A nameless loved one has convinced me to get this hundred for charity.

“How do I do that” I said.

v Bowling Machine, Finchley Indoor School

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Went to see cricket coach Steve Selwood. I’d tried a sports psychologist. What harm could a coach do? The plan was to strip my batting to its bare essentials. I wasn’t sure if I’d gone to see the right coach. Selwood was an aggressive left hand opener for Derbyshire who failed to reach a 100 by one run. What he would give to face that ball again on 99 again.

v Pinner CC

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After journeying hundreds of miles to some fine well tended grounds, I ended up on a park pitch in Pinner. You get what you deserve but no one deserves to bat at Pinner CC. The outfield and wicket are one the same.

v Bessborough

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‘Young bloodaxe’ Mark Ramprakash learned his cricket here and he scored his 100th 100 this summer. Perhaps some of his luck would rub off. You’ve got to be a jammy so so to bang that many runs. I ran myself out.

v Acton Cricket Club

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I got of a to flyer, flyer for me- 26 of 10. I thought the track was even and hard; a mortuary for medium pacers but I got one that slowed of the deck and mistimed a drive into the bowlers hands. Cricket, when I bat, is a bowler’s game. Did the bowler

v Incogniti at Datchett CC

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I played against the Incogs for a second time two weeks later and was out for a 4 ball duck; caught behind by a Grandpa keeper who had a bit too drink- before start of play at 11.30.